♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CAT SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- WE'LL BE READY TO LEAVE
ON OUR VACATION SOON, HEATHCLIFF.
I'M PACKING YOUR SUITCASE NOW.
- I HOPE SHE PACKED ENOUGH CANS OF SARDINES.
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG WEEKEND.
[HUMMING]
I MAY NOT KNOW ART,
BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE.
YEAH, WATCH THIS, BOYS.
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE SPIKE DON'T FORGET ME
WHILE I'M ON MY VACATION.
HERE COMES HEATHCLIFF!
- YEOW!
- HI THERE, ART LOVER.
- HEATHCLIFF!
WHERE'D HE GO?
- WELL, I'M JUST ABOUT OUT OF BREATH.
I'M ONLY HUMAN, YOU KNOW.
CHASING SPIKE USED TO BE A LOT EASIER.
- HEATHCLIFF!
- HERE, BOY. [WHISTLE]
- LOOKS KINDA SUSPICIOUS TO ME.
TIME TO GO SLEEPY BYE.
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, SPIKE.
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
I'M TOO WORN OUT TO MOVE.
- YOU'RE LOSING YOUR TOUCH, HEATHCLIFF.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- DUH, WHY'D HEATHCLIFF
LET SPIKE DO THAT TO HIM?
- HEATHCLIFF JUST DON'T HAVE IT NO MORE.
- I GUESS I NEED A VACATION WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.
YEAH, MAYBE THE FRESH AIR WILL DO ME GOOD.
- HEATHCLIFF!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
IT LOOKS AS IF YOU NEED A VACATION
AS MUCH AS THE REST OF US.
- AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE FRESH COUNTRY AIR
TO IMPROVE ONE'S APPETITE FOR SARDINES.
FEATHERS AND SARDINE OIL DON'T MIX.
- HA HA HA.
YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF STRANGE BIRD.
- I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A BIRD WITH SO MUCH MEAT ON HIM.
- NOW THERE'S A REAL BIRD.
- YUM YUM.
- DRAT.
- MY BABY.
- UH, NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO IS CATCHING WHO?
- LOOK, THAT EAGLE'S GOT HEATHCLIFF.
- A FAT BIRD LIKE THAT
WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME SO EASY.
- WHAT A VIEW FROM UP HERE.
UH, THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
WHERE ARE WE?
- YOU'RE HOME AGAIN, BABY.
NOW DON'T FALL OUT OF THE NEST ANYMORE
AND MAMA WILL BRING YOU A NICE SNACK.
- IF EAGLES EAT WORMS,
THIS WON'T BE MUCH OF A VACATION.
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
NOW, WHICH WAY TO THE CAMPSITE?
HEY, LEO, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND
THE NUT MINT CAMPSITE?
- AAAAAH.
- YEAH, I UNDERSTAND YOUR MISTAKE, LEO,
WITH ALL THESE FEATHERS.
BUT I'M A CAT JUST LIKE YOU.
- AAAAAH.
- WELL, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT,
BUT, UH, I REALLY GOTTA GO.
- MY BABY!
TAKE THAT, YOU BRUTE!
- GIVE IT TO HIM, MOM.
DID THAT LION MAKE YOU MOLT EARLY?
- I DON'T HAVE FEATHERS NOW BECAUSE I'M A CAT.
GET IT? A CAT.
- SURE YOU ARE, DEAR.
NOW YOU PLAY NICE
WHILE MAMA GETS YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
AND TRY NOT TO FALL OUT OF THE NEST AGAIN.
- SHE'S NICE.
BUT SHE GOT BIRDSEED FOR BRAINS.
- WELL, WHAT IS IT?
- WELL, UH, IT DON'T MAKE SENSE
FOR A COUNTRY CAT TO FIGHT A CITY CAT.
WE OUGHTA BE PALS. BUDDIES.
- [ROAR]
- YOU OUGHTA TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR TEETH, LEO.
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A DENTIST?
THIS IS HARD WORK.
I GOTTA STOP AND USE MY BRAIN.
I WONDER HOW CAN I GET LEO AND MOM
TO TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER?
WHAT DO LEO AND MOM HAVE IN COMMON?
HMM.
ME, THAT'S WHAT.
YEAH, UH, LET'S SEE.
UH, THE SQUARE ROOT OF THE HYPOTENUSE
IS EQUAL TO--
HEY, HERE COMES ONE OF THE FEATURED PLAYERS NOW.
- [GROWLING]
- HERE BIRDIE, BIRDIE.
HERE BIRDIE.
THAT DOOFUS IS MAKING IT TOO EASY FOR ME.
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS USE YOUR BRAINS.
WHICH I HAVE A LOT OF.
HERE BIRDIE, BIRDIE, BIRDIE.
HERE BIRDIE.
BIRDIE!
HERE, LEO. WOULD YOU HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND?
SUCKER.
- UH-OH.
YEOW!
- OH, NO.
- AH HA HA HA HA HA.
NO, WAIT. AAH!
- HERE SHE COMES NOW.
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
- WHAT IS THAT LION DOING WITH MY TREE?
COMING, BABY!
- THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
NOT AGAIN!
- YOU BRUTE!
YOU CAN'T DENY CHOPPING DOWN MY TREE
WITH THAT AX STILL IN YOUR HAND.
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BABY?
AND WHERE'S MY NEST?
- IF YOU CAN'T OUTRUN THEM,
YOU CAN ALWAYS OUTSMART THEM.
STRATEGY.
YEAH, THAT'S THE ANSWER.
NOW TO GET BACK TO THE NUT MINT CAMPSITE
SO THAT I CAN RELAX AT LAST.
IF I'D HAVE HAD TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS BEFORE,
I'D HAVE NOTICED THAT I CAN USE MORE STRATEGY
AT HOME, TOO.
OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT OUT.
- DUH, HEY, WE BETTER GO.
HERE COMES HEATHCLIFF.
- AW, I AIN'T AFRAID OF HEATHCLIFF NO MORE.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS LIKE
BEFORE HE LEFT?
- HIYA, BOYS.
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
YOU SITTING ON MY STEPS.
LOWERS THE TONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
- YEAH, WE KNOW.
- SO THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, EH?
IN THAT CASE, I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
SOME STRATEGY I LEARNED ON MY VACATION. COME ON.
- DUH, WHAT'S STRATEM GEE?
- DON'T FRY YOUR BRAINS THINKING ABOUT IT.
LET'S SEE WHAT THE ORANGE BALL OF FUR HAS TO SHOW US.
- [HUMMING]
WATCH VERY CAREFULLY NOW, BOYS.
HERE COMES HEATHCLIFF!
- YEOW!
HEATHCLIFF!
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
3 ARTISTIC TYPE CATS.
[BARKING]
- VOILA. THE DOG CHASES THE CATS
AND ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD.
NOTHING LIKE A VACATION
TO BRIGHTEN YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE.
HA HA HA.
- COME ON, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE HIDING IN THERE.
- YEOW!
[THUD]
- HEY, WE WERE ALL SLEEPING.
- TAKE YOUR NAP LATER.
I GOT CLEO COMING OVER IN 10 MINUTES
AND I WANT THIS PLACE SHIP SHAPE.
I GOT AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK MY GIRL
AND I WANT THIS PLACE SHINING.
RIGHT ON TIME, FAIR MAIDEN.
YOUR LUNCH AWAITS WITHIN.
- WOW, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, RIFFRAFF?
ALL THIS ATTENTION,
ALL CLEANED UP AROUND HERE.
I HARDLY RECOGNIZE THE PLACE.
- ALL FOR YOU, MY QUEEN.
- WHAT GIVES?
THIS IS TOO MUCH.
- WELL, WHAT IT IS, CLEO,
IS THAT I WANT YOU TO BE MY STEADY GIRL.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW, RIFFRAFF.
I LIKE MY FREEDOM.
- I KNOW. BUT I NEED TO KNOW
YOU'LL BE TRUE TO ME.
- WELL, THAT MEANS NO OTHER GIRLS FOR YOU, TOO.
- YOU GOT IT. SCOUT'S HONOR.
- OK, YOU SWEET-TALKING RASCAL,
STEADY IT IS.
- YAH HOO!
I'M THE HAPPIEST CAT IN TOWN.
- I'VE REALLY GOTTA RUN.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER...
STEADY BOYFRIEND.
- I FEEL REAL GOOD
NOW THAT I'VE MADE MY COMMITMENT TO CLEO.
HEY, RIFF. YOU GONNA TO SEE THE NEW GIRL
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD?
SHE JUST MOVED IN AND, UH...
[WOLF WHISTLE]
- SHE'S NEAT AND SWEET
AND SHE'S GOT THE BEAT
RIGHT DOWN TO HER PRETTY FEET.
- SHE'S WOWIE ZOWIE.
- NOT FOR ME, GUYS. I AM SPOKEN FOR.
I AM NOW GOING STEADY WITH CLEO.
- ANYBODY HOME?
- ON THE OTHER HAND,
WHAT CLEO DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HER.
HELLO THERE.
- I'M ROXIE AND I'M NEW IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
- I'M RIFFRAFF THE LOCAL WELCOME WAGON.
COME IN AND STAY FOR A WEEK OR 2.
NOW, COME WITH ME TO THE KASBAH.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
RIGHT AFTER HE ASKED CLEO TO GO STEADY.
- RIFFRAFF IS A REAL BAD CAT.
- SO MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
I'LL FIND YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
I HOPE.
- GREAT. I'M STARVING.
- HUNGRY. OF COURSE.
I WAS JUST SENDING MY ASSOCIATES OUT
TO CATCH DINNER.
WON'T YOU JOIN ME
FOR AN EVENING IN PARADISE?
- HOW COULD I TURN DOWN SUCH AN OFFER?
THAT IS, UNLESS YOU WERE EXPECTING ANOTHER DATE?
- DUH, YEAH, WHAT ABOUT CL--
- UH, GREAT IDEA. MORE FOOD, FELLAS.
I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE.
NOW SCRAM AND DON'T SPARE THE HORSES.
SO, LET'S GET ACQUAINTED.
- SLOW DOWN, ROMEO.
FIRST, WE EAT.
UH, RIGHT. THE GUYS SHOULD BE BACK SOON.
- MAY AS WELL SPLIT UP AND GET THIS OVER WITH.
I'LL GET THE MILK.
- I'LL GET THE FISH, A GREAT BIG DISH.
- DUH, I'LL GET ROXIE.
- BETTER GET DESSERT, MONGO.
- THAT'S FUNNY.
I THOUGHT I'D BE SEEING MY STEADY RIFFRAFF TONIGHT.
- HEY, COME BACK.
GIVE ME MY MILK BACK.
STOP, YOU CREEP.
- HM, LOOKS LIKE RIFFRAFF
HAS THE TROOPS OUT GATHERING GOODS.
- HEY, YOU THIEF!
I'LL GET YOU ANYWAY.
BRING THOSE BACK HERE.
- WORDSWORTH HAS ENOUGH FISH TO FEED AN ARMY.
HM, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
I'VE GOTTA CHECK OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH MY STEADY.
MONGO, MY SWEET,
WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.
DID RIFFRAFF SEND YOU OVER
WITH THESE TREATS FOR ME?
- DUH, GEE. NO, CLEO.
THESE ARE FOR ROXIE AND RIFFRAFF'S DINNER.
I'M SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT QUIET.
- ROXIE, EH?
AND, UH, JUST WHO IS ROXIE?
A SICK RELATIVE?
- AH, A BIT OF MILK
BEFORE THE MAIN COURSE, MY PET?
SERVE, HECTOR.
- THIS IS HUMILIATING.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- AH, I SAID IT'S GETTING LATE.
CAN I GO NOW?
- SURELY YOU JEST?
WE'VE BARELY BEGUN OUR SUMPTUOUS SUPPER.
HERE'S A TIP.
- I'VE HAD IT WITH RIFFRAFF.
WE'RE SUCKERS TO WAIT ON HIM
AND THAT ROXIE.
- YEAH, RIFFRAFF'S BAD, WE'VE BEEN HAD
AND IT'S MAKING ME MAD.
[BELL RINGS]
- DUH, I THINK RIFFRAFF WANTS YOU, WORDSWORTH.
DUH, IT'S CLEO.
- SHH.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE THE GUY AIN'T NICE?
HE'S SENDING IT BACK. WANTS MORE SPICE.
OH, HI, CL--
- SHH.
SO HE WANTS A LITTLE MORE SPICE, DOES HE?
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PEPPER?
THERE. THAT SHOULD SPICE UP HIS MEAL.
- YEOW! WATER!
WATER!
- AAH!
- WATER. YEAH!
I THINK THEY WANT WATER.
THIS WHITE VINEGAR LOOKS LIKE WATER.
- QUICK! GIVE ME WATER!
YUCK.
VINEGAR!
- WHAT KIND OF GAG IS THIS?
- HERE, MONGO. FOR THE NEXT COURSE.
WITH TABASCO SAUCE.
- MMM. GOOD.
- YEOW!
- WOW, WHAT GIVES WITH THIS FOOD?
I CAN TAKE A JOKE AS WELL AS ANYONE,
LOVERBOY.
BUT THIS MENU IS NOT FUNNY.
- LISTEN, BABY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT GIVES,
BUT DON'T LEAVE.
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THIS IS THE WAY YOU TREAT ALL THE GIRLS.
- BUT I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF GIRLS.
THERE'S ONLY YOU.
HOW' BOUT A LITTLE CATNIP
TO GET US BACK IN THE MOOD?
CATNIP! [BELL RINGS]
- THEY WANT CATNIP? WE'LL GIVE THEM CATNIP.
- [CATS LAUGHING]
- HELLO, YOUNG LOVERS.
HERE'S YOUR CATNIP. ENJOY.
- AH AH AH CHOO!
- AH CHOO!
AH AH AH CHOO!
AH CHOO!
AH AH AH CHOO!
- HM. NEEDS MORE PEPPER.
I'LL FIX IT.
- AH CHOO! - AH CHOO!
- HEY, AH CHOO!
HECTOR, WHAT GIVES?
THAT'S HECTOR.
THEN WHO?
YIKES!
CLEO!
AH CHOO!
- GESUNDHEIT.
AND AS FOR YOU, YOU--YOU VAMP, YOU!
- HOLD IT. WHO ARE YOU TO COME WALTZING IN HERE
AND BREAK UP ME AND MY NEW BOYFRIEND?
- CORRECTION. MY OLD BOYFRIEND.
AND FORMER STEADY.
- OUCH!
- THIS IS A PRIVATE FIGHT.
WAIT OUTSIDE, BOYS.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MEAN RIFFRAFF IS TWO-TIMING YOU?
- YEAH. NOW PUT UP YOUR DUKES.
I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A BAD HABIT.
- HOLD IT, HONEY. I'M NOT THE ENEMY.
I NEVER KNEW.
- YOU MEAN, RIFFRAFF NEVER TOLD YOU?
- NEVER. HONEST.
- I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
AND HE'LL PAY FOR THIS.
NO MORE STEADY.
- SAME GOES FOR ME.
I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
- WOW, THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER ME.
I'M FLATTERED.
LISTEN, GIRLS. NO NEED TO FIGHT OVER ME.
- YOU'RE RIGHT, RIFFRAFF, DARLING.
- RIGHT. ANYONE CAN MAKE A STUPID MISTAKE.
- OW!
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU TWO GOING?
- WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
- FINE AND DANDY LIKE SUGAR CANDY.
WE'RE ALWAYS HANDY.
- LET'S GO EAT.
- GIRLS. WHO CAN FIGURE THEM?
- [HOWLING]
- YOU KNOW, WHEN CATS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FIGHTING,
SOMETIMES THEY'RE JUST PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER.
IF YOU HAVE TWO CATS WHO FIGHT, YOU SHOULDN'T PUNISH THE WINNER.
MOST OF THE TIMES THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO ESTABLISH
WHO'S THE BOSS.
- I'M WINNING! I'M WINNING! YEOW!
- I GUESS THEY'LL HAVE TO LEARN WHO REALLY IS BOSS.
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU